I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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