They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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