I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I hate all girls vehemently.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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