Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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