Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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