youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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