i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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