David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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