OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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