I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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