Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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