Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
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