i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Houston, we have a blender
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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