my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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