She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
