Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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