he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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