Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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