I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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