Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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