it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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