oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
where does the pee come out of this thing
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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