Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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