if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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