I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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