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(310): View more from California

i was born a porn star she said

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(734): View more from Michigan

i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.

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(716): View more from New York

Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex

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(773): View more from Illinois

you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.

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(310): View more from California

Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)

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