O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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