I don't think brook has ever known best
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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