school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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