So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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