he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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