u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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