i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You did what with his pubic hair?
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