My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
