I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
My vagina just recognized that song.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
whose parrot is this?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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