we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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