No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Everyone says I win the strip club
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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