Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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