first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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