How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tornado booty call.. dedication
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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