My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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