Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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