it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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