hotel room ftw
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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