There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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