maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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