Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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