do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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