my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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