If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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