Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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