There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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