fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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