I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
